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Flip Video Camera UK
June 3rd, 2008I love the Flip video camera but for some unknown reasons they wont sell me one and ship it to the UK. Whats the big deal? 
Arent we good enough for you?
Is there some reason we need to be excluded from the sales of this thing?
I hate it when companies assume the rest of the world wouldn’t want to play!
Simple Translation Script
January 2nd, 2008Heres a simple way to add a translate link on any page, useful in the whitehat world as well as in the black. If you were sneaky you could use it to serve your spam in foreign languages too…
To use it simply link to that script anywhere on your page and when they click through to it they get a nicely translated page in their own language.
Google Datacenter List
May 25th, 2007I hate spelling centre wrong but you yanks wont find that title if i write it in the Queens English
Heres a list of Google datacentres for you should you need them for any reason, personally I cant think of a reason….
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OsCommerce making all the non www pages be www
May 7th, 2007Well I have been busy as ever, this time wrestling with OsCommerce for my wifes online business….
By default good old OsCommerce likes to present itself in the non www. way but my change to the urls means i have em all as www. now.
So a simple rewrite later and we are good to go… except the fucking admin section now doesnt work, i hate rewrites…
OK here is the code (pop it in your .htaccess file in the root of the domain.) for anyone who wants to make sure their oscommerce store only shows as www.domain.com pages and not domain.com and so you can still use the admin section…
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} !^www\.somedomain\.co\.uk [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somedomain.co.uk/$1 [L,R=301]
RewriteBase /admin/
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} !^www\.somedomain\.co\.uk [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://somedomain.co.uk/$1 [L,R=301]
Also remember to tell Google via webmaster tools that you want then to only use the www. pages..
Templates and footprints – a CSS issue
January 24th, 2007When creating sites on a large scale you have to be sure that you dont make life easy for anyone looking to track you down or to ban your entire network. So it is important that you dont leave any footprints.
I have talked with people who change their template on each batch of sites they do – to be honest I never did, I simply changed em once in a while.
What really gets me though is when people use a publically available system and dont even bother to change the default templates it comes with. Some people also make a simple error here too, they see the structure of the site in visual terms rather than in coding terms. They simply look at the css and alter it to give the site a different look. Dont get me wrong you can make sites look completely different using just the css but remember one thing.
THE SPIDER SEES THE CODE NOT THE PAGE
So altering the css and leaving the divs and page structure as is means from the spiders point of view its the same as the default page, stupid move eh?
Even when I am doing wordpress templates I change the layout structure from css to tables so suddenly from a search engines point of view its not a simple wordpress blog its a normal yet unique website.
Think people think!
Edit: THIS IMAGE IS OF ESRUN – HE MADE ME POST IT IN PLACE OF HOMER
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About SEOidiot
Hi my name is Paul Madden and I am a UK SEO based in Lancashire, for years I have been cursed by the nickname SEOidiot which started life as a form of abuse from someone but you need to decide for yourself how accurate the term is.
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