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SEO makes you fat
August 11th, 2008Many people who have met me will testify to the fact that I could do with losing a few pounds (I expect that MickG, PaulH, DaveN, Pilky, Esrun, TheKaptain and VSloathe and many others will all now be reading the rest of this with a smile and some enthusiasm at the thought of more ammo for taking the piss, I give as good as I get though! – Im not linking you lot as youll have to find this yourselves
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So in the past month or so I have taken on the task of running to get rid of some of that excess baggage. I started last month at the top end of 13stone (If your a yank use Google to work out that just in pounds or learn that our way is better) and so far I have lost about 8 pounds, that included a weeks holiday so im happy so far although id like to get down to 12 stone 3 pounds – Top end of ideal for my height.
Spending all day and night in front of a macbook isnt the ideal way to keep slim and I reckon like most of IT most SEO’s could lose a bit of weight.
Being the gadget freak and geek that I am I needed a way to geek up the task so I would keep at it and therefore I am using: -
Then I have been setting myself challenges on Nike+ to get me running, I do plodding slow 2 mile runs at the moment along Blackpool prom.

Its a nice run, fresh wind, sunset on my left and the bright lights of Blackpool and the piers ahead.
So anyone else looking to get some weight off? Love to do some challenges with a few people on Nike+, I can take the abuse
– See comments that will get posted for examples of that
The great thing about Nike+ is that you get to set challenges like first to 20miles with other users anywhere in the world and as you sync your data you can see the progress of everyone taking part (And yes you can abuse them via comments each time you check!)
Let the comment abuse begin!
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About SEOidiot
Hi my name is Paul Madden and I am a UK SEO based in Lancashire, for years I have been cursed by the nickname SEOidiot which started life as a form of abuse from someone but you need to decide for yourself how accurate the term is.
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nay, I can’t believe you have accused me of talking the piss out of you being over weight, having no hair yes but being a fat bastard, no never, well not to your face anyway
hey don’t forget its your round in limerick, if you turn up :p
Ryanair permitting
Dear Paul, I hope you know that I would never say anything to hurt your feelings, especially after you confided so many of your ’special secrets’ to me. Good luck with achieving your goals
you fat bald bastard
He says….
Where was my curry when you were here anyway!