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January 22nd, 2009Sorry for anyone who has tried recently but my feed has been broken for quite a while.
Thanks to @EdWords and all who pointed it out to me. I have now fixed the issue so its back up and running.
The issue itself was caused by the development version of my tweetmypost plugin. I hope it hasnt affected the released version but please check your feed if you are using it.
Anyhoo – no excuses now
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7 Things you probably shouldnt know about me
January 21st, 2009Julie Joyce tagged me over at SEO-chicks to join the fun in the “7 odd and interesting things about me” meme.
Normally I dont rise to these things but Ill never get a birthday present at this rate unless I play along
So, here goes
1. I met my wife dancing on a podium
It was the early 90’s and it was ME on the poduim. Anyone who has met me will now be wiping the coffee off their monitor or will be in the fetal position on the floor making whooping noises.
It was the 90’s and dance music was king, I do enjoy a wiggle and used to spend 8 hours a night on various podiums, barrels or stages.
Its a scary mental picture I know.
2. I have a hiatus hernia
Where your oesophagus meets your stomach you have a valve, well you do – I dont. It doesnt make much difference to me except I cant drink spirits or wine.
I assume the valve broke somewhere in the chemically enhanced 90’s or the alcohol abusing late 80’s
The doc says I have to take a tablet everyday but I never do…
The last time I had it checked by camera the nurse told me I was the only person who struggled to swallow the camera tube all the way down my throat yet chuckled throughout. Hey at least I know Gay Porn is a career I would be crap at!
3. I have a scold on my arm
This is sounding like an insurance claim, another of my defects anyway. I was scolded badly on my arm aged 2 and even today you can still see it if you look closely on my wrists.
4. I was once a professional cartoonist
This may be stretching it a little but between college and university I made my money by doing cartoons and adverts for local businesses. I have even done cartoons for someone who worked at Disney.
Heres a pencil doodle I did tonight waiting for my daughter to finish school.
5. I am a fairly decent cook
I have been the main catering department in wherever I lived since I was about 14. I feed my family on a food budget of £140 a month and that means we eat…
Fresh food, well cooked and without waste.
6. I spent nearly 15 years as a face to face salesman
I was and am still comfortable standing in front of someone selling a product. I think I was pretty good at it and I hope its helped me in my online stuff too.
If anyone needs to know I can still specify what grinding wheels to use for most jobs (Thankfully nobody ever asks)
7. I would like to move to the USA and then Italy
I love Italy and will retire there (Sandra and I are committed and planning that already).
I really enjoy the visits we have made to the USA and I have toyed with the idea of selling all our property here (I have 2 houses) and moving us all out to California.
I sometimes spend a spare few minutes doing the survey at Find Your Spot but it always suggests somewhere dodgy looking. Id like the opportunity to see if I could build a business over there one day.
OK thats it! And I didnt mention any of the really embarrassing stuff
Now to tag some more poor people: -
Dean Hunt
Niall Harbison
Paul Humphreys
Rob Kerry
Dave Naylor
UPDATE – and @halfdeck just because im curious
Affearners
January 17th, 2009After many months of slow progress on Affearners (My Affiliate forum) I have decided tonight to pull the plug.
Over the past few months the amount of decent posts has dwindled to a few a week and the work involved in moderating the forum and cleaning out the spam has been distracting me from the real task of building my new business
So with sadness I have pulled the site
Forgotten Blogs
January 17th, 2009Just stumbled across (literally) a blog that I recognised…
“Holy cow thats mine!”
Its from back in the day when I was creating lots of blogs for niche affiliate offers
I think going through the contents in moderation may be a bit of a task too far!
Lesson here – keep better records of where you leave your sites
Syndk8 – Bidding on people now?
January 2nd, 2009Just been pointed out to me that Syndk8 – everyones favourite blackhat SEO forum – and a place I used to spend an awful lot of time and where I still moderate – appear to be bidding on SEO names.
And its not just me, Dave Naylor and Esrun get ads too
But they dont seem to be bidding on people like Earl himself, Perk, Irishwonder, Bompa, Dianne88, TheKaptain, Vsloathe and many of the other high profile members.
I assume that this is another attempt to sell the Autopligg tool (Im not a big fan of that)
If it is its odd they arent after phrases like: -
Odd but made me chuckle – see if you can find anyone else I have missed.
About SEOidiot
Hi my name is Paul Madden and I am a UK SEO based in Lancashire, for years I have been cursed by the nickname SEOidiot which started life as a form of abuse from someone but you need to decide for yourself how accurate the term is.
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